Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

Little man syndrom

A man who displays him self as tough and displays a macho big guy when in realty he has a very small penis

Woah have you seen the size of that guys truck he must have ' little man syndrome'

Jacob acts all hard he has 'little man syndrom'

by Isabelllladeen99 May 18, 2016

Fortnite obssesion syndrome

Fortnite obession syndrome or FOS is a rare illness that infects console and pc players that shows a person whos addicted to fortnite.
Symptoms of this illness are
1. Always wanting money for v bucks
2. Fortnite hours are over 100 hours
3. Wont stop play fortnite

This person got Fortnite obssesion syndrome
I know this guy is really addicted

by PyroGamerZero June 5, 2018

Silly Nigga Syndrome

To have no grasp on reality. To have no logic whatsoever. Incapable of looking further ahead of about a minute and a half in the future.

The judge awareded him his disability based on the doctors diagnosis of his irroversable silly nigga syndrome.

by Skip Bonds January 15, 2020

Right Hand Syndrome

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)

Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie

by whysguy April 12, 2010

Thot Home Syndrome

When a hoe falls in love with her pimp. When a side piece catches feelings.

Main Example: HighSchool Hot Cheeto Girl

Did you hear Becky got Thot home syndrome after LeeRoy turnt her out and made her his bottom b!t(h??

by WisdomLee September 4, 2023

Man in car syndrome

Man in car syndrome is when a woman who is having car trouble of some type takes a man (mechanic, co-worker, friend, etc.) for a drive to have him observe the problem and help her diagnose the problem or get it fixed, only to have the problem absolutely REFUSE to reoccur while the man is in the car, thus frustrating her.

After several weeks of her car stalling almost every time she tried to accelerate when it was cold, Jenn took her friend Keith for a ride so he could help her diagnose the problem. But, unfortunately, probably due to man in car syndrome, she couldn't make the car stall and it ran flawlessly. Needless to say, she was frustrated. The whole thing was a hog mount.

by We know it really is broken December 19, 2013