Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

poop

the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern.

waste from human or people

The poop of the ship was broken.

by Lily unicorn March 4, 2022

banana poop

a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns

“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”

by supersexybrisi June 20, 2022

Poop

Something that comes out of your booty

Guy 1: "Something just came outta my booty"
Guy 2: "Lemme guess POOP"
Guy 1 "Yep genius"

by ilikechocolate10101 June 6, 2018

Poop

The funniest word ever created. Often used to describe the brown stuff that comes out of your butt, but most of the time people use it without meaning.

Friend 1: poop
Friend 2: *starts laughing*

by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020

Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.

“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”

by Bush rattler August 24, 2023

poop

a word used by minors to replace swears

you a meany poopy face

by MCDJSD360 January 22, 2020