superheated cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll (usually microwaved) heated to a point that it is black and is then thrown at homeless people causing severe burns

Person 1:I’m gonna microwave a cinnamon roll
Person 2:why?
Person 1: I’m gonna make it a superheated cinnamon roll and throw it at the homeless
Person 2: WTF???

by SaltyApples February 1, 2024

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 1, 2024

alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

Demon Death Roll

While having face to face intercourse the man on top wraps his legs under the woman's legs and grabs her shoulders while trusting. As the man is close to orgasm he rolls of the edge of the bed and falls to the floor on his back and releases inside of her while letting a demon yell free and holding her tightly.

So i took this chick on a power trip one night stand and ended it with a Demon Death roll....

by Coachsuckapunch January 23, 2025

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

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