Meat cigret

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.

The Ishowspeed Meat Incident was awesome!

by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.

He is a total meat sponge!

by LarryNash September 3, 2020

Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021

meat bakery

Slang for a brothel

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...

by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021