December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 05, 2022

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December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 05, 2023

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December 5th

National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it

Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course

by Csyr so ihvtit retichot November 13, 2019

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December 5th

Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day

Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest

by Slimshady25 December 07, 2020

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Ashi in December 2021

Past me, in late December 2021. Had an obsession with Bowaev. Also a stupid idiot.

Past Me: omg Bowaev is so cute!! :DD
Me: wait didn’t you hear about the dra-
Past Me: Bowaev is so adorable who doesn’t like himm
Me: oh my god I sucked when I was “Ashi in December 2021”

by 『アヤミ』 May 22, 2022

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