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Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".
Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.
by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016
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blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!
"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."
by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010
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dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
by Telephony February 25, 2017
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dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.
"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."
by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017
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Inky-Dick

Someone who has stuck the inside of a ballpoint pen up their urethra
Person 1: “I hear Kevin became an inky-dick last night
Person 2: “Wow what the fuck
by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018
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Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with
Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!
by MrSokol January 14, 2020
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dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls
Well that was a dick of a day
by Geoffers November 28, 2016
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