Tap Water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that
by MyAS$ August 31, 2019
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Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
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water that costs $1.25

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021
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Milky Water Torture

When someone puts a towel over your face and proceeds to projectile hoes cum onto said towel to slowly drown you

Also it’s a very tasty way to go out
by Aaron The Sex Master April 02, 2021
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water-type

Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.
Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.
by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
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questionable water

Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.
Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.

Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
by blue_doobie June 09, 2023
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