Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

hand pics

if you take hand pics you are one fineee mf

he sent me a hand pics he’s so cute

by fax025146 May 7, 2022

hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone

Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up

by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018

Tapatilo Hot Hand

A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.

Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?

Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.

by WordOfTheDay83 April 14, 2023

Kissing the Hand

When you have a cigarette pushed all the way to the bottom between your index finger and your middle finger, so you're pressing your face against your hand.

Look at how Mike is smoking, he's kissing the hand LOL!

by augustbell666 December 15, 2019