National Ranboo Day

National Ranboo day
Is every month at the 26th

Ran: do you know what today is?
Boo: idk what day is it?
Ran: it’s the 26th
Boo: isn’t today the National Ranboo day?

by xxxxxClayxxxxx November 8, 2021

National Idiots Day

National Idiots Day is on Dec 28th, It's an day when anyone who celebrates it is able to be an idiot without being yelled at. National Idiots day is all around the world 24/7 if you really think about but. But it really only On Dec 28th, And I'm truly sorry who is born on that day. Because you are now classified as an idiot.

"Look at Jenny Mom! She being a total Idiot for, National Idiots Day. Why can't I?"

by AnIdiotThemself April 23, 2019

Let's call it a day

To stop doing something at the present.

A: "How much more work do we have for tonight?"
B: "I think we finished everything for the day."
A: "Good. Let's call it a day then."

by BlackPohatu December 16, 2016

Leif Erikson Day

Hinga Dinga Durgan

Hey Everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgan!

by SmolDave November 5, 2017

Cereal in the fridge day

When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.

"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~

by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009

Steak and Pussy Day

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.

Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!

by The last God March 15, 2021

Steak and Blowjob Day

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.

Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015