mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day

Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat

by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 20, 2023

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

All bases of CATS were destroyed

Engrish phrase from the ending of the arcade version of Zero Wing.

Could theoretically be the twisted parallel universe version of All your base are belong to us, a phrase from the intro to the console version of the same game.

Congratulation!!

AD 2111
All bases of CATS were destroyed.
It seems to be peaceful, but it is incorrect.
CATS is still alive.
ZIG-01 must fight against CATS again,
and down with them completely!

Good luck.

by Oxeye Daisy October 14, 2006

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

don't let the cat out of the bag

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.

"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"

by JefeOfMasers April 18, 2017

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

by a very tired student September 24, 2018