Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug. When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the Japanese Jazz Handsmug. When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.
Dude, Kennedy is such a second hand slut. She thinks the attention she gets from guys is towards her but its actually toward her hot friends.
by chuckschuckles April 21, 2025
Get the second hand slutmug. Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022
Get the Houston Hand Puppetmug. Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025
Get the got handsmug. by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019
Get the Andy G Hand Poutinemug.