finger of shame

The finger you get when you are in trouble

Oh shit..

Joe deserves the finger of shame…

Oh SHIT what did he do

by seymour6666 February 10, 2014

buff fingers

Someone who acts tough over the internet. And is probably a complete pussy in real life but is brave with their fingers on a keyboard AKA (buff fingers)

"Hey buff fingers why don't you stop hiding behind your computer and say that shit to my face."

by Snowman_nigz February 21, 2014

finger fishing

When a girl can't pull her tampon out by the string and has to go fishin for it with her fingers.

I had to go finger fishing last night, my tampon was so far up there!

by ballintrader February 25, 2014

Aladdin Fingers

When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.

MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"

STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"

MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"

by zoecou March 29, 2014

marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

finger flank

when you slip your finger in your girls butt hole at the movies.

"I finger flanked my girls at the movies my dude"

by john222222 April 29, 2014

Bag Fingers

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.

I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.

by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014