King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?

Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023

King saud university

Hell just run

King saud university.

You properly searched because you are there, I FEEL YOU 💔

by Wneem November 23, 2021

King Arthur’s Sword.

The Act Of Sharpening Genitals Using A Knife Or Other Sharp Object.

Oh, Lemon was giving himself a “King Arthur’s Sword.”

by Lemon’s Chode @chodemail June 11, 2025

Jerry King

Such a goddess that people act cute around her in order to speak to her. Is a future K-pop idol, just doesn't know it. Has really cute cheeks, but don't let her cuteness trick you she may be a snacc, but she attacc. Just give her your love and support. Does not like to lend her things!

Oh my god, she's such a Jerry King ( meaning that she's a goddess).

by Bam bam's offspring March 6, 2019

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

Mme King

mme king is a teacher who is lazy, gives work, never teaches, makes awful jokes and made us go through health class(traumtizing)

mme king is very kind but, stubborn

by sharanitaxer June 11, 2024