Shit-on-a-rug

1) A particularly devious plan when someone shits on a rug. And then flips the rug upside down so no on can see. But they obviously can see and so it's a crap plan. Literally. WHAT A STUPID THING TO DO.

2) Used as an expression for when something is just.....amazing. Or disgusting

'' That girl shit on a rug! And turned it upside down. No way!"

"OMG No way! Shit-on-a-rug!!"

by BarnJack June 20, 2009

Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009

Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

shit hot

excellent, perfect in every way, stylish

"that new ipod nano is shit hot"

by Rkty January 26, 2008

shit ass

Someone who thinks that they are cooler than they really are.

Aaron is being shit ass because all he ever talks about is himself.

by bucket122 February 13, 2009

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006

Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

by Mortumz February 16, 2009