Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”

His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.

by Bridgez April 7, 2022

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 3, 2021

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017