Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

by Little67 October 21, 2021

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John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

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Dirty John

Filthy bathroom

That is 1 dirty john

by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

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John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.

Wassup John.

by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021

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