Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.

Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.

by MedMen October 15, 2010

balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

ball meat

A really great time; family fun for everyone.

Example 1:
Frat boy: "That party last night was total ball meat bro."

Example 2:
Tiger Woods: "I went to a Nickelback concert over the weekend. It was ball meat!"

by The Great Gatzby May 10, 2010

beagle balls

someone who has a bald sac and thinks themselves to be cool

griffis is a beagle balls

by i got shagged by ur mum August 17, 2007

afro balls

A guy with really hairy,unshaven ,untrimmed pubic hair,especially the balls

girl #1-so did you give him a blow job?
girl #2-hell no,maybe if he shaves those afro balls...i might choke on that shit!!

by realtalk February 25, 2008

damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.

Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!

by Dictify January 4, 2009

the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.

Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.

by Patrick G. July 27, 2008