cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

turkey ball

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving

Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010

the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.

Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.

by Patrick G. July 27, 2008

YELLOW BALLS

When a guy is talking tough but you know he wouldn't even start something.

Pete started talking tough on how if he saw Jake he would drop him. Except that he kept swaggering away IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, with the biggest yellow balls between his legs.

by Pseudopun June 11, 2013

Poo Balls

When your balls are so tan it looks like you have dipped your nuts in a bowel of poo.

Holy fuck man look at your dads poo balls!

by jballs1192 July 7, 2011

beagle balls

someone who has a bald sac and thinks themselves to be cool

griffis is a beagle balls

by i got shagged by ur mum August 17, 2007

afro balls

A guy with really hairy,unshaven ,untrimmed pubic hair,especially the balls

girl #1-so did you give him a blow job?
girl #2-hell no,maybe if he shaves those afro balls...i might choke on that shit!!

by realtalk February 25, 2008