the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
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Unicorn meat

Unicorn meat tastes good
by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019
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meat internship

meet in-turn-ship
noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.
•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.
by youtube AsV March 30, 2020
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Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.
Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!
by TheRealBootylicious December 03, 2023
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smeaty meat

A male with a small penis
Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!
by MoGo0114 March 05, 2014
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Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.
It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!
by June 28, 2024
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