super seinor

super seinor: a seinor in high school who repeated acouple grades so they're like 20+ as a seinor in high school

usually tries to hookup with the young freshman girls with cringe pickup lines like "where my hug at?" and "showering.. without me?"

aka: a pedo

chloe: who's that tall kid?
penny: who? oh thats just josh hes a super seinor

josh: where my hug atttttt?

freshman: what..
josh: damnnn mama ur so innocent, how bout we go back to my car

by k2cool March 25, 2024

Super Mario Bro’ed

Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.

Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that

I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong

by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024