A simp is a simple person lacking common sense. It can also mean a fool or simpleton. (slang) (countable) A simp is a person, usually a male person, who appears to be foolishly valuing another person too much, usually to a person of opposite sex.
by Twgyem February 29, 2024
Get the Simpmug. 
by beest June 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. "greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
Get the simp cheesemug. by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. going over the top for your crush, like giving away you like them, over and over but not telling them.
are simping: man im gonna give my crush a 14 karat gold necklace and see if she likes me then.
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me
by ADumbGuyNamedDeez January 26, 2023
Get the simpmug. The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Simpmug.