Simp

A person who does or says things to please another person in hopes of getting something but they don’t.

If your name is Edwards you’re most likely a simp.

by SliferSky July 13, 2020

Simp

The definition of the word, "Simp", is when Zrighz get asked by a random person for a position, in return said person claims that they will, "UwU for free MPC spot", this is where it gets kinky.

"dont catch me simping"

by PhantomAspect May 25, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

Oh shit there’s simp(squirrels in my pants)!!!!!

by Jmoney20 January 1, 2021

Simp

King Redrico

The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King

You're such a Simp

by shdhehfnrre March 9, 2020

Simp

We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P

ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS

by Long Schlong Silver's March 25, 2021

Simping

When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else

Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon

Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp

by The Open Minded September 19, 2020

Simp

Nigga that can’t get pussy for shit but try’s all the time. A simp commonly picks a girl over they boys. A simp will try there best to get that puss.

A simp is commonly name Rodney, Oscar and Rogelio

Omg that boi Oscar a simp.

That nigga Rodney is a BIG SIMP

by Simpgodd January 29, 2020