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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simp

Anyone who drives a 2014 jeep srt wk2 hellcat block 1000hp fridge.
G-gooso the simp didn’t want to drive because gas is too expensive
by Smokeyv12 June 5, 2021
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Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.

RealPOS: why are you such a simp for her
by WakeWanker November 2, 2020
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Simp

by Thatniggawhobeclowninu February 21, 2020
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Simp

A word often used by overweight losers who get absolutely no pussy at all just to sound cool. These fat losers often use because they think peoples feelings get hurt by it but instead it exposes their virgin-ness even more.
by Iva2704 September 14, 2022
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Simp

Simp is new mexican for you are better than me by far even my wife to be with you man. the better man won.
hey simp, thats my simp.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 28, 2022
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Simp

Jack Berkery.
simp is a word for virgins who try to get a girlfriend
by 𝕝𝕦𝕜𝕖 August 5, 2020
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