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gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.
"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"
by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008
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just like a canadian quarter

looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless

can be applied to anything or anyone
john is just like a canadian quarter
by cheaptrickrick December 27, 2009
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locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.
Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!
by the wetspot March 29, 2008
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face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.
"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"
by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014
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Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.
It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)
by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014
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ass like 9/11

When an ass is so beautiful, you never forget what it looked like. The 9/11 slogan was “Never Forget”. So to have an Ass like 9/11 is to have an ass that you won’t forget, just like people will never forget 9/11.
She’s got an “Ass like 9/11”. I’ll never forget.
by BigNickel1944 September 11, 2018
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Smells like boy mouse

Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.
Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
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