The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
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Green Team lost all of the marbles while playing as Spamus and King Krool. That’s what they get for playing such annoying, spammy characters. Sad!
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Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
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