peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024

Butter the bean

Ejaculating on your significant others clitoris.

Hey bro, yesterday I fucked Samantha! She wanted me to "Butter the bean"!

by CaptainCosmos January 27, 2018

Butterance

1. The utterance from the butthole.
2. Butter insurance.

Did you hear that butterance?
I have butter insurance! I will never run out of butter!

by Billybobbi April 23, 2025

Flemish Butter Bath

Cumming in a bath then forcing your sister to bathe in it while wanking in a nearby sink.(applicable to penises below 4 inches)

Mark:(on FaceTime) hold on let me spunk in this tub babe( hangs up)
Marks sister: can I have a Flemish butter bath please

by spunkehtub654 July 4, 2025

Butter Buddies

Butter Buddies are also know as Butterflies (The nervous ones you get around your crush) but Butter Buddies are more intense like way more

“I have butterflies and I can’t explain them”

“Someone’s got a case of the Butter Buddies”

by Chickerbangisathang August 20, 2019