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#2 son

the less loved male offspring in a family, usually the disappointment in the family
Wow, that kid is such a disapointment, must be the #2 son!
by kamrom March 18, 2015
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hawk 2: uhh

A rewording of the popular "Hawk Tuah" meme that makes it less obvious.
Hawk 2: Hawk 1?
Hawk 1: Huh?
Hawk 2: Uhh...
by jnd2008 December 30, 2024
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Doxxing 2

Yeah, see, I should have know I would need a part 2...

Still happening. Nobody has a problem with it. I don't have the wealth to insulate myself from harm. The wealth I could have (right now) that I could use to insulate myself from harm is being withheld from me. Elon doesn't have that problem. Happens to Elon (The Alpha Cripple) Musk and conservative media (Like a whore that was brought to his group home to fuck him by the project manager of a group home for the developmentally disabled) hops right on his big fat cockles. Running long jump style. That's fun. That's a fun thing to watch happen. Because I said that. Didn't I? I was like 'This is a fucked up and bizzare thing to do to someone and regardless of how you feel about me, it puts people who aren't me at risk' right? I even used Jordan's words because he almost perfectly articulated why it was wrong. And what happened? Huh? What happened? Somebody got ignored and told to go fuck themselves didn't they? I should know! I was there! Who was that guy? Oh, right! It was me! I'm him! I'm the guy who had that same problem. And when it happened to YOU, you looked around at the people who didn't give a single shit when it happened to me and you were confused. Why? Because you thought you were special. You thought you were better than me.
And that's what this is about. People who think they are special and better than me, learning that NOT ONLY are they NOT special or better than me but (in fact) if someone WERE to be special and better than everyone, it would be me. And not them. So.... Yeah, teachable moments are fun. I'm glad I could do this for you all. But yeah, Doxxing 2 bad. When it happens to retards but not when it happens to me. That's how that works."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
by Iampotato9749 September 21, 2023
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2 man

When 2 guys go hangout with 2 girls with the intent to fuck.
Hey cayden did u wanna run a 2 man later tonight?
by penscratcher February 19, 2023
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2-sexual

A person that is two sexualities at the same time. Used by bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, abrosexual or ominsexual or The ACE community.
P1: "Yo what are you?"
P2: "Not like its your business but I'm 2-sexual."
P1: "What the hell is that?"
"It's when you're two sexualities at the same time. Like being bisexual and flexisexual."
P2: "Oh. Wait, what?"
by Thecherryspirit March 19, 2020
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May 2

May the second is the day where you have to have a full on conversation with them wherever you are
Person: Omg its May 2

D: what does that mean?
Person: We have to have a conversation with our crush
by ihabcepannyoynos April 29, 2022
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