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Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
by boondox July 1, 2014
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Who would Jesus bomb?

An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.

The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."

"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.
Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!
by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
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wouldbe

replacable with the term "wanna-be" except refers to someone who has already has all the elements to "be"
Henry wears skinny jeans and flannels all the time. He's a wouldbe hipster, but doesn't think so.
by KidCudster December 8, 2011
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Totally would

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.
Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.
by Rapscalli0n March 24, 2009
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company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!
cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor

Top-notch, could not ask for anything more, all you've ever wanted.
You know that girl Lara, she's a '10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor' kinda girl
by CoronaBeerIsTheBomb May 6, 2020
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