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Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011
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wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.
My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.
by Philip Traum June 2, 2014
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wookie

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the pole.

Yep, cuz he did it so much, you would think he loves it.
"Dancing on that pole, Wookie time, who's got a dollar?"

"The way you were staring at that pole, we thought you meant to wookie"

"oh, the ever elusive roller wookie"

this definition of errant putting came after the donkey and the bailey and is sometimes played as a side bet still in the town of its founding- Fayetteville, Arkansas
by Flyin_G <had to live w/wookie January 12, 2012
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wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.
Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
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Wookie

Wookie As The Street Slang Word Meanin' The Ever Most Illest Goonie Ever Fully Reppin' West 145 Street & Broadway At New York City.
“Erstreet, Wookie aka Woonie, Dell & Unyque With The Government Name As Latrell Harlem As The Ever Most Illest Goonie Ever Fully Reppin' West 145 Street & Broadway At New York City. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Estreet, Harlem aka Flea, Eekie, Eenie, Jeekie, Jeenie, Freshley & Kiery Weiry.
by anonymous November 2, 2020
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festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
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