A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017
Get the Wankers' hatrickmug. A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick
by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014
Get the Gon-Wankermug. by el ga December 1, 2013
Get the wanker blankermug. Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?
Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.
Person 1: Literally.
Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.
Person 1: Literally.
by StevenAyank March 21, 2016
Get the wanker yankermug. A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
Get the water wankermug. Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to
That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
Get the Disney wankermug. Dude you want to go to that one club?
Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?
Yeah that one
COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on
Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?
Yeah that one
COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on
by I dominate your mom April 15, 2014
Get the jazz wankermug.