by A small dic but a powerful one July 22, 2018
Get the Atomic Twistermug. When you take a man’s Flaccid penis and you clip it onto a woman’s nipple and they both spin in opposite directions until someone bleeds
I met this freaky bitch and she wanted to do the Ty-Twister With me but I told her she would have to wait at least two weeks because there’s still a scab on my dickhead that’s not fully healed from the last time I did it
by The sleeping hitchhiker September 7, 2021
Get the Ty-twistermug. This only works if you are a girl. Find a lonely cripple in a wheelchair with fucked legs and shit. Because his legs have no feeling, you cut them off and dip them in mayonaise for lube and then ask him to insert one into your anus.
by frizzyfrazz October 31, 2016
Get the arabian twistermug. by Mystickitty February 14, 2022
Get the Red rocket kitty twistermug. A way of calling something annoying or torturous, enough to the point you can feel a slight pain in your balls (or ovaries for the females)
by xPomPe February 10, 2024
Get the Ball Twistermug. by kjiouygtfrdsxfcv bn May 10, 2022
Get the cock twistermug. Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
Get the Illini Mud Twistermug.