travel noggin

a clever term for road-head.

"Just drove 6 hours from Phoenix to Vegas with Christina ... yup, travel noggin."

by wuntoothrie November 22, 2011

ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021

essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008

travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state

Get that travel dirt off of you

by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021