A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.
by Colbsterino March 10, 2021
When you stick your hand out of the shower to grab a towel and it is missing because it is being washed and you have to run naked and freezing across your bathroom and grab a towel from under the sink.
by Moooby December 13, 2005
After a bath or shower, the towel wrapping over a woman's upper body. Looks as if she's wearing a short dress. She feels clean and fresh.
by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015
Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
by The Foundation September 28, 2010
The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
by Atomic_Barrage May 25, 2010
"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."
by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009