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Fried Tomatoes Frequently

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck
A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
by Caravaner March 10, 2009
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Chunky Tomato Bisque

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!
by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017
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Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008
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toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005
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Tomato Soup Dance

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 20, 2010
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Stewed Tomato

When you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you cum you punch her in the clit as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her clit is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!
I gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! She thinks I fucked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.
by ArlieRedeyejedi November 23, 2011
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tomato bread

A word used to indicate that an offensive statement was knowingly ironic, thereby excusing oneself blame and social exclusion.
"Fascists are really just misunderstood travel operators...tomato bread!"
by Kristofa January 31, 2005
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