Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
Get the Colorado Ketchup Packetmug. by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019
Get the The Ketchup Rulemug. Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
Get the weird ketchupmug. A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
by aD4RKW4R February 5, 2019
Get the To the ketchupmug. by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
Get the Pillow Ketchupmug. by Roro_cookiemonsta November 16, 2018
Get the Ketchupmug. An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019
Get the Flaming ketchupmug.