Chris

Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.

That guy Chris is such a loser.

by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019

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Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck

"That Chris is a douchebag."

by welpUwU May 27, 2019

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Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids

Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.

by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019

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This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight

random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away

by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020

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Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD

Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"

by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017

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