Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp

Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp

by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

Lamp

A source of light that’s cool and stuff and stuff light

That lamp looks cool like is that a lamp I wish I had a lamp

by Iampof November 23, 2020

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014