vape throat

The state of constantly being on the verge of a coughing fit due to using a vape.

Just got my MMJ card last week and man do I have a case of vape throat!

by hrabnaskuft July 13, 2018

Bird Throat

When she's giving you a blowjob so fast and hard she sounds like a turkey.

Tara was so into the blow job, I grabbed her hair and she went full Bird Throat! *gobble*

by Gr8WyteC0CK May 13, 2019

Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.

I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.

by Hybridpain March 4, 2019

Throat queen

Acronym standing for "throat queen". A girl who gives such great head that she deserves the title of Throat queen.

Yoo she's such a throat queen.

by Frippu March 11, 2023

Throat Ticklist

Throat Ticklist; /THrōt/ tik-(ə)l-əst/ NOUN; A Man whose penis is so great, so well known, and revered by so many womens mouths from sea to sea, near and far. They gave him the title akin to only the very few, proud, and girthy... The Throat Ticklist.
*concerning the specialized act of turning on and off a woman's gag reflex at will. Throat Ticklist.

Paige: "I can't stop sucking Curtis' dick... it's almost like he totally eliminates my gag reflex when I give him head!"
Chelsea: "Well, he is a specialist in his line of work. I mean...They don't give just anyone the title of Throat Ticklist"

by MisterNicLucky June 28, 2022

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020