ThePrimeagen

Also known as Prime.

The goat of programming

ThePrimeagen's reaction to the video "Dopamine Driven Development" by bigboxSWE

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bigboxSWE: Use your monkey brain

*(Prime pauses)*

Prime: Chat, I know we're already lost. We're not even 1 second into the video; literally, 1 second into the video, and I already know, that you're struggling.
Okay, so, there's this thing called "your brain", right? And if you think and you actually, like, use it, then you can accomplish a lot.
I know this is a new topic for you guys, but there's actually room for you to do things, okay?

by Communist Fish July 22, 2025

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025

thread pool

Thread pool is a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks. Ironically, the name sounds like the title of the movie your parents think is too inappropriate for you to watch.

I tried explaining about thread pool to my friends, but all they could think about was how it sounded like that movie they aren't allowed by their parents to see.

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

TheProphet

TheProphet is TheTitle of TheHeadPedophile in the GTKult, see definitions for GTK, GoodTrueKind, and GTKless.

This is the main alias of Stephen Chan, AKA Stephen Tran, Tran KaWang Penis, Tran DeButtz Wipeless, and of course Tran Schitz HisPants.

If you see a faceless Chinese man on facebook wearing a dark blue hanfu with red trim calling himself a prophet and spouting pedophile dog whistles like "GTK" run, because he is a dangerous individual who will catalog your every move down to the second you make it from the moment you first encounter him.

"Remember to be GTK" - Stephen Tran
"No, that's a pedophile dog whistle."
"TheHe is not a pedophile, TheHe is TheProphet blah blah blah"
"Shut up with your fucked word salad, you're ThePedo"

by TheProfit Shekelstein August 19, 2025

tereplay

kindplay + knifeplay + ropeplay + hitplay + breathplay

zool: yeo two days ago me and my gang tried out tereplay. shit was based as fuck.

by crywanking October 14, 2025

Martyr Thread

From time to time certain posts are made on forums / bulletin boards that are in conflict with the focus or view of the board owner or community. At these times the thread maybe closed (ie no more posts accepted) or deleted.

The said thread can then become a rallying point, or Martyr for disruptive community / individual behavior.

Someone brings up a controversial issue / matter which subsequently causes arguments and unacceptable forum behavior. The post is then closed, after which persons begin opening new threads that refer to the closed issue in rebellion to the authority that administrates the board. Community members may also form factions which can then cause further community instability.

The thread could then be called a Martyr Thread.

by Adam Docherty aka Lobos June 15, 2007

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 1, 2008