Bob

That one guy that everybody has heard of but not many people really know him. He tends to be stupid when he attempts at humor, and his failed attempts at amusing a crowd end up amusing them more than he planned. He fails, but it's funny, so isn't afraid to fail again.

"Did you see that guy fail at his backflip and break his neck?"
"Yeah, what a Bob, haha."

by Warlord Ghandi October 23, 2014

Bob

You piece of shit you just wanna DEFINE Bob, wow he will fuck your shit though the god dang multiverse whilest fuck ur gurl and removing your cock and after that he will bite you cock like a dorito taco bitch

Jay: oh shit I called bob a bed name
Jill: just and yourself it will be less painful

by NatorGator152 October 5, 2018

Bob

Verb- To add up a golf score card without consideration for the principles of any known mathematics.

Kyle bobbed the scorecard and I finally broke 100.

by PeaceAt March 7, 2017

bob

bob is a wasteful person and will most likely be homeless he has a lower IQ than a kevin if you see a smart bob kill them immediately because there most likely planning to make kfc run out of chicken again or hacking everyone's nocia bricks so truly evil but he can only be killed by zoomer humor because all bobs think millennials are stupid and cant do anything another possible way is to say ok boomer to him.

look at that bob

by killtheminions November 30, 2019

BOB

bond over bitches

you and someone else know a bitch yes? why not bond over it. become friends by BOB.

by troubled child July 8, 2017

The bobs

To have the runs/diarrhoea

Oh no I've got The bobs again!

by Keiff April 20, 2007

bob

Aryan in nature being used to name kings and royalty. Meaning better than the rest. Saintly in nature. Saint Robert of England was the first to use the name and from then on only royalty used the name.

King Bob was given saintly hood from the ryal churches of england

by Bob April 7, 2005