by Donnie February 26, 2005
by shorny tatman March 06, 2019
Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
by iacman June 14, 2010
1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.
2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".
2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".
So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.
by Valoriengm January 01, 2017
Sally pissed me off so I went to Taco Bell before she licked my butthole. I wanted to give her an Escanaba Steamer she'd remember.
by Feiks February 04, 2011
by Dreadedstar February 20, 2016
A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
by Jose Robert September 29, 2006