Pining

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.

Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.

by Guru6969 July 2, 2022

Pine Harbor

Hell. For those that escape, its a place they want to keep in the past. Drugs and other atrocities make this place a terrible memory for many people

"Where did you live before?"

" I hate to say this, but i lived in Pine Harbor"

by personofwar April 25, 2021

Pining

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

riding pine

When someone rides the bench

riding pine
George: Yo did you play today?
Lance: No i rode pine
George: Damn nikka you trash

by Gerome from the neighborhood March 27, 2021

pining

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.

I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!

by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025