Kyle

Kyle is that typical biker that non stop drinks monster and he has spiky blonde hair.

Bikers: “hey Kyle.”
Kyle: “you guys want a monster then we can hit the track.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.

Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.

by Cloudd June 9, 2019

Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.

He Kyled the looters who threatened him.

by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021

Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.

You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.

by TMase95 June 20, 2019

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020

Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021