Daniel

he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him

guy 1 did you hear daniel

guy 2 yeah he is a retarded monkey that deserves every insult that is given to him

by abcdeheubhf937ht9e48h8 October 15, 2023

Daniel

He is very gay boy and it is fating and i dont am fating so he is fat and dead and he should be jumping off a public toilet roof.!?( helloj)

Bye Daniel i hope you dont be fat next time.

by Peddo Åke March 19, 2020

Daniel

Daniel has a lot of mental problems, and hate towards other people.

He doesn't like to see other people having fun, if they do he will tear them down mentally...

But he's dark curly hair is beautiful.

Kalle: I've just met Daniel, seemed nice at first but changed right after.

Anders: I don't like him either, when I met him I got anxiety right after...

Kalle: Me too.

by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022

Daniel

a person who likes to get big dicks up his bum whilst rubbing his tiny dick and his balls

OMG he just did such a daniel by taking that dick

by Swagdon42069 January 3, 2017

Daniel

Someone who is not human. An absolute legend that will steal any and all women in the vicinity. The ultimate coochie slayer.

Holy fucking shit, watch out Daniel is about to speak to your girl.

by URGAYbitch September 1, 2019

daniel

some guy who grew up thinking every girl loved him, but they just thought he was decent looking. now he's a pompous egotistical model who doesn't do anything but flex constantly. well, occasionally holds his junk as he does it... theres more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking... he isn't that, hes a stud... but so is every other dude. personality goes a long way... and hes a cock so like... you be the judge.

Gay guy: that guys kinda cute...

straight girl(Nicole possibly): yeah, that's Daniel. he thinks that of himself too... too bad he doesn't have anything else to offer.

by buttmuncher24 August 31, 2018

Daniel

A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)

Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!

by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020