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Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020
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A Pathology of Conservatives

In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.
A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.
by mycotropic February 19, 2024
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gdp conservative

These are fake milk toast conservative who thinks about everything in economic terms. Pro-choice, mass immigration, PC etc.
A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans
by Peter Hitchens September 19, 2019
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Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.
Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.
by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023
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cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.
You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.
by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020
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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
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