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Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.
John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.
by doug=caesar July 27, 2011
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Cactus

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.
Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018
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Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!
Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
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Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".
by John Weblyek April 21, 2020
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pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate
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An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses
by Twilight_Eclipse September 5, 2016
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