A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025
When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.
by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017
by Michael MACDONALD December 04, 2017
any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.
I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.
by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008
A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 05, 2022
When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.
by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019
A person of African decent who works in public toilets carrying out cleaning duties and selling sprays of aftershave and perfumes.
by Dannytheboydog June 27, 2024