T-Board

Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.

Although bob snowboards he has a T-board to stay comfortable when he's away from the slopes.

by mohaas05 January 2, 2009

bitches on boards

a crew of female extreme athletes, a media production company

Tugger and Frenchie of Bitches On Boards Media Production, and Bitchesonboards

by BOBS Frenchie November 27, 2007

roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out

I'm putting you on my roast board bro

by Lul4299 January 21, 2016

cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.

While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.

by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016

board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021