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blind Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
Oh Damn he just got the blind Texan
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014
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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.
She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.
by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009
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BEEF BLINDS

When the lips of a ladies vagina are so droopy and large you can pull them over your eyes so you dont have to see what you are eating.
Man I'm so glad that girl had beef blinds, I could only imagine what that looked like by the way it tasted.
by DJTRIPP May 18, 2009
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Blind Fire

When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.

Paul: No way? where did she call it?

Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
by Erobica June 17, 2010
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Smart-blind

unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.
Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.

Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.
by beachton October 21, 2010
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Blind Gorilla

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.
by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008
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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 4, 2008
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