Age groups

Age Groups
1-5 year olds: The luckiest people in the world cuz they do absolutely nothing.

6-10 year olds: people who are starting their life.

11-12 year olds: They have to do more work. Some of them are addicted to Roblox, Fortnite, and Minecraft. They are also introduced to memes

13-15 year olds: Start having Boyfriends or girlfriends and start having proms. I also really like tiktok

16-20 year olds: They also like tiktok more than

21-30 year olds: These people are called BOOMERS and now can now drink alcohol 🍷 🍺

31-40 year olds: probably have children by now and do the most work out of all these age groups

41-50 year olds: these people are at the middle of there lives

51-70 year olds: THE BIGGEST BOOMERS IN THE WORLD

80-100 year olds: Get retired and just relax

101-1000 year olds: YOU HAVE LIVED A LOOOOOONG LIFE
Age groups are groups

that has your age unless you are younger than one years old or older than 1000 years old
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stages not ages

When someone is technically the same age as you, but he/she is in a different stage of life, so you are both experiencing different things.
Mike- "dude that girl is older than you"
Dan- "no she's not, I transferred schools! we are technically the same age"
Mike- "fine you're both 19, but she's a sophomore and you are a freshman. stages not ages, bro"
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Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.
16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?
by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021
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goon's age

I haven't seen her in a goon's age.
by audacious mermaid January 31, 2018
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The misinformation age

When a major news source or dot com turns out to be sharing unauthenticated opinions, half truths or outright lies. A cultural criticism.
1. "Did you read the rolling stone rape article retraction? Yeah Man, That's just the misinformation age for you!" 2. "I need to take a break from social media. All these posts, I've had enough of the misinformation age for one day."
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Ice aging

The repercussions of smoking ice and looking like a haggard old man/lady.
Have you seen Rowan lately? Man he's ice aging fast, needs to get off the ice!
by lmaolol October 20, 2014
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Stone Age

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It
by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018
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